being mrs. riggs!
my car’s in the shop..
- a pack of 4 highlighters
- a pack of 4 pens
- 3 spiral notebooks
- icebreakers sours
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
i am now a woman. Does this mean i can not shave with people not thinking im weird?
-Andrew Jackson Jihad
i already got my next tattoo planned out… ha
aim: fapping fapper
to live as a monster, or die as a good man?
this will be like my 10th one in the past month..
awaiting my chariot.
shes the one who got everyone that i know reading it! (shes a reading teacher) C; ha
muhahaha, well you have to wait till my momma reads it too :)
never let distance interfere! thats why they’ve got the mailing system?
comes in the room singing “linger” by the cranberries in some kind of shrek accent? then tells my mom shes got him trapped inside her finger? hahaha he is awesome!
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That’s what I say.
A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you’d come back to stay.
This kitchen’s not the same without you.
It’s just a greasy spoon without you.
i guess im gonna start stretching again. sorry mom, only to 1/2” then i stop for a while.